Blond Hair and The Redskins

Let me start out by saying this, I have dyed my hair many a time, I can do highlights, brown , blond , red hair etc, I've been doing this for years( the moral of the story here is that I think I'm better than I actually am). So yesterday I decided , I'm going to go blond or as my friend so kindly put it, "Georgie you're going to be the trifecta of hot" you guys can decide what the hell he's talking about, I do not claim to know the warped idea of "hot" in the early 20 year old male mind. I chose the box and got two of them seeing as I have masses of hair, and went about the dyeing process................
....two hours later my hair is this weird hybrid child color of orange and SUPER blond.
FUCK.
This day is not starting out well.

Then I accidentally made myself cry by watching "The Boy In The Striped Pajamas",I do not suggest watching this movie unless you enjoy watching sadistic irony involving Nazi's and little children, which by the way I don't. It's okay though because it was a reminder that I do actually have working emotions and tear ducts. Surprise surprise, now lets see if we can tune them in to real life situations. HA.

I went off to work, pleased at least that I might make a decent amount of money tonight ( another false hope). When I walk into the bar, I am immediately confronted by my manager inquiring as to why I am not wearing a redskins jersey, At this point I would like to point out two very crucial things 1) I was never told to wear a redskins jersey, at any point and 2) Why on earth would i spend $50+ on a jersey for a team I don't even like that much. This logic however is lost on my Manager as he casually demands that I find one and put it on asap.
Crap.
I then proceed to call/text literally everyone I know in NOVA who may have a redskins jersey and who may be nice enough to bring it to me at work. Turns out none of my friends that I could get a hold of even like the Redskins. Perfect. It takes an hour and an annoyingly large waste of energy for me to finally locate a jersey, and it's huge on me, oh well my hair is already ugly, and I am nothing if I am not consistent.

Some other things that happened at work yesterday:
-Some guy was carried and then thrown out of the bar , because he told some girl " You know what I hate more than girls who smoke cigarettes , fat asians" ( She was asian , yet she wasn't fat, so I was left confised by that confrontation). This is racist and apparently is enough for you to get thrown out of the bar. It was amusing watching the bouncers throwing this guy out, since he was drunk and struggling, he was choke-holded and hoisted on to the shoulders on this one bouncer who looks scarily similar to the black guy in The Green Mile...I hope you know what I'm talking about because the mental image is priceless.
- I got kissed on the hand by a bunch of foreign guys everytime I brought them their drinks, and was told I was an american goddess ( I didn't want to burst their bubble and point out I wasn't an american citizen, it didn't seem right and seeing as I felt like I looked hideous, It was a nice self esteem boost)
- Some guy named Islam who looked like he was 55 left me his number AND email on a piece of paper....self explanitory as to why I proceeded to throw it away.


My life is sometimes so ridiculous that I doubt it's real.